Speaking to myself…

Conversations with Kate. By Kate.

“Holy crap, why is my face so flushed? I’ve only had one drink over the last two hours.”

“Maybe it’s because you spent the last 40 minutes on a conference call in front of your light box. Did you forget it makes your cheeks pink?”

“Oh… I suppose I did forget. There should be a label on there or something. Like, ‘Time not to exceed 30 minutes’. Or, maybe just ‘don’t mix with alcohol’. Or, ‘only mix in small quantities. If the quantities of both are small’.”

“Yeah… the fact that I’m having this weird exchange with myself definitely sounds like a problem that needs to be blogged about.”

“But… then I would just sound like Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess.” [Yes, my mind said “aka” to itself].

“It’s okay to sound like her though… because, she’s awesome and maybe even the reason I started blogging anyway. And I’d rather be like her than anyone else really.”

And then it was blogged.

P.S. For those asking why “toilets” is tagged, it’s because this entire conversation transpired while I was on one.

One thought on “Speaking to myself…

  1. I had a similar experience, only it didn’t involve a light box. We had a rare high temp day but I was dressed in my usual evening attire of yoga pants and hooded sweatshirt sipping on Bailey’s when my daughter called. My phone was about to die so I plugged in while talking. The cord was too short, so I spent several minutes leaning over talking, with head below heart, rather than just sitting on the damn floor which I did not want to do because it was too uncomfortable in that particular room. I realize now I could have moved to another room which could have been more comfortable, but this never occurred to me at the time. None of this made any sense, and then I broke out in a heat rash.

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