So at work, I need to use my badge to get into every floor from the elevator bank. Because I usually have my hands full (coffee in one hand, computer in the other), I just put my hip up towards the reader. Well, maybe today I am wearing too many layers over my badge or something, because I was standing outside the door trying to get it to beep and it wouldn’t. I stood there moving around at different angles and I probably looked like I was making love to the door. Eventually it worked, but not before I looked like a fool.